Sunday, February 17, 2008

Is IT it ? Fat Bottom(ed) Girls & A Skinny One

Bike facts promotion by Queen
Bicycle Race verse, "Fat bottomed girls theyll be riding today". I have the 45rpm vinyl record..................

Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

Dagny will be the designated team tour captain in the Big Apple for the Commerce Bank Five Boro Bike Tour. She is a 5 Boro veteran and our first. We will rock and give it all we got. She is at the Amgen Tour of California all week - awesome pics! I wish.............

Yesterday everyone scambled for a Spinning bike away from my knee surgeon Dr F who uses his $6000 Giant TCR on a trainer in class. I got the bike in front of him therefore all I said, "oh no.. I don't know if I want IT in front of you". IT was my Fat Bottom wrapped in Lycra with week old hairy legs. Just a little fella. I visualized his head getting lost in the stenchy darkness as he would jump out of the saddle with his sweaty head lurched forward towards IT like a mad man. The instructor was bee lined in front of us. A little space was made between the bikes, I jokingly said,"in case you want to pass me". Last week, Dr F feel off his trainer and bike into a pedal clipped lean ball of human mass onto the floor. Dr D joked, "He was trying to pass me!" We laughed. Dr F told me a few weeks ago I was inspiring and then a trainer at the gym seemed to think that Dr F must feel a connection to me because he talks to me. I think IT could connect us if he gets any closer to IT.

Body stop hurting me!

My body has been hurting really bad and many issues for the last month. I usually do not say much and endure. I know some people have a little hurt and create a big issue. My DDD neck along with some other body parts are a constant daily issue and can't face the possible cure of multi level fixation. I had right Trapezius issue shooting through my chest for a couple of weeks which decided to trade spots with Mr Sacroiliac Joint . I need to clunk pop it but inflammation prevented it. I couldn't get up from a sitting position, put my pants on or get in the car and drive my standard shift without a tongue biting Aahwhwah and pull with the pant leg. My self diagnosis was confirmed along with face arthritis by my one of my OSs Tommy D, who allowed me to squeeze into his schedule, because he insisted I have it check out to make sure something else not going on. I did not want him to see my butt so I opted out of a "special" shot because there was gradual progress. He said, he has the same problem with his SI joint and Trochanteric Bursitis as does a trainer at the gym who also bikes. All part of being athletic? Ironic that biking relieves it but also causes it?? Going round and round! I asked if he could give me a work leave script to ride all day. Haha! I have also been feeling a bit light in the head and body. I am starting to wonder if it is anemia or low blood sugar. I really have been struggling in Spinning and Life this week. My neck gave me a new intensified pain yesterday, I think the little bit of disc I have is somehow inflammed or spewing oooze in unstable spaces. Just stop it!